Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia)

Down for a silly goose time and that’s it.

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The people at Cameo listen to the podcast! They are True Babies!  Well I had a talk with them and they upped my asking price. Justice! Finally! That being said, I am now the most expensive person on Cameo. Caitlyn Jenner eat your heart out! You can book me for 50k. Or @bryancallen for 100 dollars. Next up I have to book Nee-Yo for a shout out. #cameo
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The people at Cameo listen to the podcast! They are True Babies! Well I had a talk with them and they upped my asking price. Justice! Finally! That being said, I am now the most expensive person on Cameo. Caitlyn Jenner eat your heart out! You can book me for 50k. Or @bryancallen for 100 dollars. Next up I have to book Nee-Yo for a shout out. #cameo
Okay that’s it. The line is drawn. This motherfucker @bryancallen texts me this video. I WOKE UP to this video. I don’t need to see this sack of dough PEACOCKING first thing in the morning. Even tho he looks like the firemen in episode 3 of HBO’s Chernobyl, this is still a direct threat to me and is not to be taken lightly! #babiesunite
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Okay that’s it. The line is drawn. This motherfucker @bryancallen texts me this video. I WOKE UP to this video. I don’t need to see this sack of dough PEACOCKING first thing in the morning. Even tho he looks like the firemen in episode 3 of HBO’s Chernobyl, this is still a direct threat to me and is not to be taken lightly! #babiesunite
I was sleeping and I get a nudge and wake up and I swear to God, it’s fuckin Mark Wahlberg and he says “Gotcha!” and then put his hand to his mouth, giggled and ran so fast to the back of the plane and I didn’t see him the rest of the flight. Then I get an iPhone airdrop from “BostonLover” and this shows up! Wtf?!?!
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I was sleeping and I get a nudge and wake up and I swear to God, it’s fuckin Mark Wahlberg and he says “Gotcha!” and then put his hand to his mouth, giggled and ran so fast to the back of the plane and I didn’t see him the rest of the flight. Then I get an iPhone airdrop from “BostonLover” and this shows up! Wtf?!?!

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